- Call my mother back. She has left two messages and I just haven't yet had the opportunity to return her calls. There is no greater lesson learned than it is always bad karma to not call your mother.
- Clean the house. God forbid that Jesus might return and see my bed unmade.
- Eat a great deal of chocolate. This is just a general rule of thumb, rapture be damned. Oops! Was that blasphemous?
- Watch all of the recorded programs on my PVR. I just can't go on to the next world without knowing whether or not Bones and Booth did the deed.
- Go to Dairy Queen and indulge in a Rolo mini-Blizzard. I have wanted one for weeks and the coming events afford me the opportunity. I plan on going into the next life with a lactose intolerant stomach full of gas so that I might blow the lid off what comes next with great pungency!! The powers that be will be sorry that they messed with me.
- Buy a puppy! Younger Son's Young Lady has been sending me pictures for weeks via this site. I may as well enjoy his/her company while I can.
- Go braless. Propriety can bite me!
- Have a sauna, a hot stone massage and a whirlpool bath. If I am going to go, I may as well be relaxed.
- Stomp on a few ants and flush several spiders. Hey we're all going together, aren't we? They can just get there a few hours earlier.
- Start apologizing to all the people that will probably be offended by this post. When we are still here on Sunday morning, I will have some major explaining to do!
See you all in Olam Ha-ba!! Shabbat Shalom to all who observe!
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