Tuesday, 8 November 2016

America: May God Have Mercy on Your Soul

Here are some things that I absolutely will not miss from this year's clown car show south of the 49th.
  • Memes on Facebook
  • Any news story that leads with the word "email"
  • False equivalencies of evil
  • Discussions of penis size
  • Use of the word "pussy"
  • The need for fact checking
  • Vladamir Putin's half-naked image on a horse
  • Wikileaks
  • Bernie Bros
  • Pepe the frog
  • The suspension of Godwin's Law
  • Neo-Nazis
  • The KKK and the reemergence of David Duke
  • The word "rigged"
  • Incuriosity
  • Ignorance
  • Bloviating
  • Political surrogates from any party but in particular.....
  • Rudy Guiliani and Newt Gingrich
  • Pantsuits
  • Telling a woman to smile more
  • Irony-impairment
  • Tic Tacs and Skittles
  • Access Hollywood
  • The Apprentice
  • Bill Clinton's parade of women
  • The FBI
  • Hypocrites
  • The Trump spawn
  • "Locker Room Talk" used to explain sexual assault
  • Chants of "Lock Her Up"
  • Super PACs and their ads
  • The need for distractions
  • Stupid nicknames. Adios to Crooked Hillary, Lyin' Ted, Little Marco, and the rest
  • DONALD TRUMP 
Feel free to add your own. Racism, misogyny, bigotry, xenophobia, and hate have no place in a civil society. Good luck America. May God have mercy on your soul.

3 comments:

  1. "Illegal aliens are voting in droves." (people are not illegal)
    "Build a wall!!!" (why? for artists to paint frescoes? that's an awfully expensive painting surface)
    "No fly zone" (can we try not to antagonize Russia?)
    "The greatest nation on the face of the earth." (people usually end up in psychiatric institutions when they get delusional)
    signed, a thoroughly disgusted American who is ready to immigrate to Antarctica because penguins behave better than humans, especially American ones.

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    1. I'm with you on the penguins. Breathe. This too shall pass. Thanks for visiting.

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  2. This election will not take the beauty of nature away from me. I am a member of one of the minority groups that have been targeted in this election. This hate, I fear, is not going to go away on November 9 or any day soon. A sleeping giant has been awakened.

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